
Just to be clear up front, this blog post isn't going to be one of those happy-feely reviews of the BMW i3. I'm a firm believer that it takes awhile to really understand what you love about the car. Plus there are plenty of lovefest-type opinions and reviews out there already. Instead, I'm going to cover the other end of the spectrum. The things that we hate generally make themselves apparent pretty quickly with a new purchase, and that can be amplified when its the second largest purchase of your life. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of things I do like about the i3, but others have already stated many of them, and I do strive to be different than others in my blogposts. So be forewarned, this will be a good old fashioned soap box style rant.

Background
A lot of the things that I've come to hate about the i3 stem directly from comparing it to the other two EVs we have/had in our lives. Well that, and the fact that BMW DID NOT LISTEN to many of the recommendations made by the Electronauts. One could argue they didn't listen to the Mini-E Pioneers either, since they told BMW 100 miles was enough range, and BMW delivered an 81 mile production EV. Even worse, they took away some things we liked about the ActiveE. See, I told you it was a rant.
Some things we knew about before we took delivery. Word got out early that a State of Charge (SOC) display was not included in the i3. This got out so early and the feedback was so swift from Electronauts that I actually believed it would be added prior to delivery since it really is just a software change - the car clearly knows what the SOC is, and all the gauges are digital so it could be easily added. With the first US deliveries occurring more than five months after providing our feedback, you would have thought BMW would have fixed this. You'd be wrong though.
Met a girl, thought she was grand
fell in love, found out first hand
Went well for a week or two,
Then it all came unglued...
To be fair, it didn't take a week or two for many of these things. A lot of them were driving me nuts within a day or two. Some things annoyed be before I even got out of the dealership. Since there is no clear way on how to bucket the things that annoy me, I'll go with things I knew before I took delivery, those I noticed within a day or two, and then in a second blogpost I cover the rest. And if you think this post is a rant, stay tuned for the next one, because that's where the things that really drive me nuts will be covered.
Pre-Delivery/During Delivery
I've already mentioned the SOC gauge, so I'll cover everything but that here.
12V Battery

Memory Seats
Forget memory, they're not even power seats. To be fair, however, I don't see the point of power seats if you're not going to add memory. We learned quickly in the ActiveE that the lack of memory seats S-U-C-K-E-D. Both of us drove it as our primary vehicle, and only when we were both going to different places did our ICE get driven in the two years we had it. As a result, we were forever having to adjust the seats to get them back where you like them after the other person had taken the car. Upside is we solved this BMW faux pas by getting a second EV. Another note on these seats - they are the most uncomfortable seats I've had in any car I ever owned. Two weeks and 600 miles and I've come to the conclusion there is no comfortable position for me and likely plenty of others as I'm average - 6' tall. It's a bit of an ergonomic nightmare with where the seat causes pressure on your body.
Key Fob

The size of the key is another issue. Its the first key I've ever had where I can't stand it in my pocket for any length of time. Makes it a bit ironic that you can leave the key in your pocket while driving... I've never had to take my keys out of my pocket at work until now. Really going to be annoying the first time I have to trek back to my office after getting to my car and realizing my keys are on my desk.
And finally, lack of a programmable button. We were led to believe that there would be a 'diamond' button on our keys that would be programmable for things like remotely starting the car. No diamond button to be found anywhere on this ridiculously large key.
Frozen Blue
First Couple of Days
Here are the things that I noticed in the first few days after taking delivery.
Chargeport
Then there is the locking mechanism that locks the J1772 plug to your car when you lock the doors. ATTENTION BMW - not everyone lives in Europe where you own the charge cord and having the ability to lock it to the car is a necessity. Know your target market*s* and design your vehicles to meet the needs of those markets. In places where you need to be able to unplug someone else to plug your car in, this feature may cause charge rage - you know, like here in the US where you RAN your field trials. A programmable option here would fix this issue, and I don't mean an option just to unlock it when charging is done. Let us leave it unlocked if we want to.
Radio
Does not turn off when turning the car off. Really? What is this, the 60's? In my FFE and in our Audis the radio stays on after shutting the car off - until you open a door, then it shuts off. In the i3 you have to manually shut off the radio by taking measures other than those required to exit the vehicle. Lovely, another time waster in addition to the chargeport plugs.
*EDIT*

Then there is the 'echo' on certain radio stations. To be fair, the ActiveE had it too. Granted it's intermittent, and originally I thought there was just something wrong with my ActiveE's radio - at least until I got the i3. It was annoying in the ActiveE, but not annoying enough to bring the car 60 miles to my dealer to have it looked at. Guess not bringing it in for that was a good call because it seems like a systemic design flaw rather than a single vehicle issue.
Other Minor Annoyances
Not that its really a necessity, but we've come to expect leather binders to hold all the documentation that you get with a new car in the glove box. Even my FFE has a binder (not leather mind you), but there are also brackets in the top of the glove box designed to hold the binder and its contents away from anything else in the glove box you want quick access to. Good luck finding anything quickly in the i3 glove box.
Another non-necessity is a sunglass holder. But boy, once you've had a car with one, having to toss them on the dash, hook them over the rear view, or put them in their own case and drop them in the crevasse under the armrest makes you feel like an uncultured heathen.
To be continued...
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Great write-up, and amen!
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